Tila Tequila’s Girl likes Peen

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Tila Tequila is heartbroken, and pissed. I haven’t been with it this season but it was pretty funny that Tila got dumped again. Come on’ girl.

Anyway she picked a girl (Kristy Morgan) this time and apparently the girl likes the Peen. cause of this Tila decided to share to the world her feelings, through a heartfelt poem. Now imagine her rapping it. Honestly, i’m surprised she doesn’t TyPe LiKe tHiS!!!!1111!!!!

Tila, just take it as a learning experience.

Below is a picture of Kristy Morgan. Girl got back.

Pineapple Express Posters

New Poster of the movie Pineapple Express is out with James Franco and Seth Rogan’s Hot messy Mugs.  If you love Superbad and Knocked Up (Like Me) you’ll probably love this.  This movie is going to be epic. A modern day dumb and dumber if you will. Have you ever realized that every Apatow related movie has a poster featuring headshots of the characters with stupid looks on their faces?

This summer has got to be the best summer for movies, i’ve been out seeing movies every week and its not ending yet.

Meet Pete Wentz New Puppy, Rigby

Here’s Pete Wentz out and about in LA with his new cute baby bulldog puppy, Rigby. Hemmy has been replaced with a younger model. I can’t believe Pete’s going to be a dad, I remember when Fall Out Boy First started.

Spencer Pratt Made Money Off of an Olsen

So recently MaryKate Olsen and Spencer Pratt have been going at it.  The 2 went to highschool together.

Last Thursday MK was on letterman and said that Spencer Pratt had a bad temper.

The Day after the interview Spencer retaliated by calling her the Uglier of the Olsen Twins

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me… I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

So now in details magazine, Spencer mentions that he “made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of MaryKate drinking at a party.

The olsens should have spencer pratt made into a coat. I’m sure peta wouldn’t complain. Lauren hit it dead on when she called spencer a sucky person.

Trannies attack Victoria Beckham

The transsexual community is pushing Victoria Beckham under the rug for her support of Project Runway winner Christian Siriano.

If you remember that last post, the trannies are offended by Christians’s catchphrase “Hot Tranny Mess”  Now posh spice is a target too, for supporting Christian.

At least one popular she-male is up in arms over Vic’s approval of Christian. “How dare she support this freak!” an angry transsexual escort from LA named Dawn exclaims.

“She might not have to worry about physical attack but boy is she going to be embarrassed when 50 of us turn up at her next public function and tell the world what we think … No one’s designs are going to do anything for an emaciated stick insect with sparrow legs like her. She might as well stick to the kind of ho-bag outfits we usually see her in. Come to think of it, she’d probably fit in quite nicely in a trailer park.”

A spokesman for the California-based Transsexual Alliance says: “Christian Siriano’s comments have outraged transsexuals across the country.”

“Many of them don’t live in liberal states like California and they are already fighting prejudice and hostility. These are the sort of remarks that whip up absolute outrage. If I were Christian Siriano or – heaven forbid – Posh Spice, I think I’d stay indoors for some time. The transsexual community is going to be after them both.”

Sounds like this situation is just one big hot tranny mess.

Though, to be honest, if for some reason his phrase was “hot Asian mess,” I’d be in a mob with pitchforks and torches.  But I heard he thinks Asians are Fierce. People are so touchy, Get over it! He already apologized.

Megan Fox Bans Brunettes from Transformers 2

Megan Fox doesn’t want brunettes to steal her thunder for her upcoming movie Transformers 2.  The brunette hottie wants to be the only attractive brunette for her blockbuster movie.

“Megan is definitely the star of the sequel, and she wants to keep it that way,” a Star spy says. “It’s fine with her if there are hot blondes in the film, but she’s made it clear that she doesn’t want any brunettes.”

LOL thats so ballsy of her.  Whats next? Optimus Prime demanding higher pay?  I don’t buy it, I heard she’s real chill and not up her own ass at all.

Kate Moss seeks Jerry Springers Advice?!?

Supermodel coke fiend Kate Moss has been meeting up with Jerry Springer at the Dorchester Hotel discussing her fears for her friend actor Rhys Ifans (who recently split with her rival Sienna Miller).

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “She’s got a lot on her mind and she tends to take on her friends’ problems and concerns as well.

Jerry listens to her bitch and rant and gives some of his worldly advice.  Instead of hating Sienna she learns to calm down with the whole sorry afair.

“This unlikely therapy has turned her into a new woman.” Kate was said to be “beside herself” after learning of the split between Rhys and Sienna, as it reminded her of her own painful separation from troubled rocker Pete Doherty last year. In the aftermath of the break-up, Rhys stayed at Kate’s house to seek her advice about what to do. Kate previously warned Sienna she would “have an enemy for life” if she hurt Rhys.

This is so incredibly random to me.  But if I were Kate I’d prefer to ask Maury.  I watched Jerry Springer the other day and 11 separate people stripped. It was like a stripping wave.

Afterwards I felt degraded.

Miley Cyrus’ “Beautiful” PhotoShoot

I guess this photoshoot of Miley Cyrus is for her new album, some of the pictures are real cute.  Though I dislike her she’s looking good with her new veneers and a pushup bra.   At least she looks her age for once. Her new single sounds like it belongs in the josie and the pussycat dolls movie.

sparkle sunshine. SPARKLE

Colin Farrell and his Day at the Beach

Colin Farrell out and about on the beach.  Oh, right. his cock is huge. sorry, i was distracted by how scarily thin he is. I miss SWAT Colin.  Manorexic

Jessica Alba out with Baby Honor

Jessica Alba first time out in a while after her birth of Honor Marie Warren.  Daddy Cash Warren accompanied them for the day.  She doesn’t look too worried about Love Guru failing.

I honestly didn’t think she would emerge until she had her 6-pack back.  Nice Pregnancy boobs.